Hotels.com invites you to “Find Your Perfect Somewhere” at Hotels.com in its latest commercial.

“I am a business hotel. I eat, sleep, and breathe efficiency. I expect my bedsheets to be as crisp as my spreadsheets. I’m looking for someone who appreciates high ROIs and even higher RPMs. Must like hard work, punctuality, and a good firm handshake. If you’re someone who likes earning rewards as much as earnings reports, I would be honored to be your perfect somewhere,” a female voiceover says, while on the screen footage from a business hotel is shown.

The commercial ends with the tagline “Find Your Perfect Somewhere” flashing across the screen, along with the Hotels.com logo.