Big Lots encourages people to take home today the products they want from Big Lots, in its latest commercial.

“At Big Lots, billionaires don’t wait to luxuriate. We buy today and lie today. Play today. They say good things come to those who wait, but while they are waiting, I’m eating Doritos with my dog, Dorito,” a blonde woman says in the 30-second ad, translating her furry friend’s bark as “Hi” (when the dog is actually saying, according to onscreen lines, that she just ate her owner’s slippers).

“Who’s a good BIGonnaire?” she asks her pet at the end of the video, laughing and giving a response on her behalf, saying “I am” as if the dog says it.

Big Lots customers can shop by category, from home storage, home decor, and household essentials to furniture, bed & bath, mattresses, grocery, toys, patio, clothing & accessories.

Consumers can now save 20& on home office, up to 25% on home decor, up to 200% on furniture, and 30% on kitchen and dinnerware. Moreover, they also have the chance to purchase household essentials under $5 and lots ot of items subject to clearance, including a daybed swing, metal frame pools, gazebos, patio tables and chairs, and more.