Dr. T presents his new and improved Mega Crab in a commercial for the epic combat strategy game Boom Beach, in which players must fight the evil Blackguard using both their physical and mental strength, attack enemy bases to set free enslaved islanders and unlock the secrets of the tropical paradise.
Hello. You might be wondering what this Vat of goo is. You might even be wondering why there are tons of these Vats of goo on my new Mega Crab. Oh, don’t worry about it. It’s just my new sugar-free performance enhancing energy drink, Dr. Thirst. It’s delicious. It’s refreshing. It’s sugar-free and performance enhancing. And it certainly isn’t a secret goo that I would use to turn Boom Beach soldiers into my own unwitting army that I would put on my new Mega Crab to defeat you and take over the Boom Beach. No, there certainly wouldn’t be anything sugar-free and performance enhancing about that.
Boom Beach can be downloaded for free on iPhones, iPads or Android devices. The ad ran on TV in the NHL Playoffs, Champions League and more.